I was talking to a friend today

Him: so, who were you with on the 14th
Me: I was with my books
Him: Jeane! How could you?!
Me: what?!?
Him: nothing
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ...
Him: My life without you is like an unsharpened pencil; POINTLESS
Me: haha! Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago is that you? xD
Him: yes! I will jump from an aeroplane without a parachute, coz you'll catch me anyway
Me: *evil laugh* it's free to dream
Him: gosh! I wonder who's actually willing to put up with you
Me: no one. I'll become a spinster
Him: *laughs* it's not very surprising at all
Me: I know
At the end of it, we were just laughing like retards xD

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